I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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