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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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