She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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