Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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