Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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