Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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