just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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