The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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