i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
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The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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