She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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