when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
its not stalking. its research.
i think i have herpe
just one?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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