i was born a porn star she said
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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