Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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