I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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