Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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