party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He? As in you personified your dick?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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