loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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