Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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whose parrot is this?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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