This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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