Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
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We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
She announced her abortion via fbk
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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