My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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