Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
hell yes lets make some ravioli
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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