David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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