I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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