I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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