One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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