Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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