Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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