STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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