Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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