They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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