I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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