oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
MIDGETS
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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