My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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