i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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