Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you win again, gameday.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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