so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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