What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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