ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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