The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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