I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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