i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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