Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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