Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Randomize