Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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