why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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