He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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You coming home soon, man?
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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