Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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