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Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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