in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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